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#sometimes I think that dean and samaus had a ~thing~ #I mean think about it #it’s not like anyone else in their year would notice #hell they could probably have had sex in the dorm while harry ron and neville were there and no one would’ve noticed #because harry would have been angsting and ron would have been thinking about banging hermione and neville would have been too caught up in a cloud of his own BAMFness to hear #in fact this is my new headcanon #like #they just made out all the time and fooled around a little once they got older and held hands in the hallways and NO ONE NOTICED LOL BECAUSE HARRY FUCKING POTTER WITH HIS TEENAGE EMOTIONS AND HETEROSEXUALITY OVERSHADOWED ALL THE GOOD TIMES #but like they’re also bff too #and after the batter of hogwarts was over and they’d fought side by side they got married and adopted a pygmy puff and they named it after harry because they really are quite fond of harry and all that #and dean never lets sameaus cook lol #and sometimes they’ll laugh over that one time they broke up and dean dated ginny and giggle over the fact that now she’s boning the guy who never noticed their love

 #and after the batter of hogwarts was over and they’d fought side by side they got married and adopted a pygmy puff and they named it after harry because they really are quite fond of harry and all that

adopted a pygmy puff and they named it after harry




fatandfabulousmermaid:

One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.

I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP

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Boy, are you gonna be sorry if that’s true.

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maddmullah:

Mariah Carey vs Ariana Grande



I hate my friends

celestial-sexhair:

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lokis-army-at-221b:

wingsofjusice:

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

WHAT DID HE SAY

THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.

TELL US




johnandsherlocks:

Sherlock meme: [2/9] scenes: John and Sherlock become fugitives.




bradleysbumchin:

it’s been exactly 10 years since Rachel got off that plane and I’m still not over it.

this is how you end a show. you don’t give the audience exactly what they want, or take it completely away from them either, you leave them with the idea of what could be

you don’t throw all sanity to hell in the hopes of going out with a bang, you go out with a warm hug and a thank you 

you don’t give the characters the perfect dream ending, you give them something better

and this is how you end a show that is so powerful, people are still emotional about it 10 years after it ends.

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Things used to make me so happy. But I’ve grown a lot in the last year. Now I just want one big thing, my own restaurant, named after me, that makes me so much money I can buy anything I want.

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Elphaba’s solo songs

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